Updated: September 12, 2025
Here’s a collection of quotes from the Netflix series, Wednesday 2 (2025):
Episode 1
“Who said nightmares don’t come true?” – Wednesday
“Writers should refill their creative cups before they begin again. So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment, and humiliation.” – Wednesday
“Remember where your loyalty lies.” – Wednesday
“Being an Outcast isn’t about what you can do. It’s a state of mind.” – Morticia Addams
“You need to work on your aim.” – Wednesday
“There is no we in family. Only an I.” – Gomez Addams
“No more uncontrollable chaos. I will bend this place to my will.” – Wednesday
“Control is often an illusion. Like I let your father believe he’s in charge of this family.” – Morticia Addams
“I only sign my name in blood.” – Wednesday
“Popularity doesn’t play by the laws of physics. The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.” – Bianca Barclay
“I don’t like to speak ill of the dead either. It’s much more fun to demonize the living.” – Wednesday
“Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.” – Wednesday
“I don’t evolve. I cocoon.” – Wednesday
“Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person’s slow drip of miseries and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.” – Wednesday
“I liked it better when I was feared and hated.” – Wednesday
“I was born uncomfortable, Mother.” – Wednesday
“You’re a Dove. I’m a Raven. We’re on different paths. You said so yourself.” – Wednesday
“People don’t change. Look at you. You’re still a broken, deluded man who can’t hide behind his tin badge anymore.” – Wednesday
“You know, charisma is something that.. Well, it can’t be learned. It’s a gift. And you positively ooze it.” – Principal Barry Dort
“No, your hand wasn’t the problem. Your pain was the only thing that made your performance interesting.” – Ms. Capri
“Im not looking for lessons. I play for my own fulfillment.” – Wednesday
“I cause chaos. I don’t succumb to it.” – Wednesday
“Tonight is our banquet of discontent. And we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” – Wednesday
“You thought I was your hero? I’m not. I always play dirty, and I never fight fair. The only side I’m on is my own, and the only place I’ll lead you is off a cliff.” – Wednesday
“Do not put me on a pedestal because I will burn it down.” – Wednesday
Episode 2
“You never believe the rules apply to you. And I applaud that. But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.” – Morticia Addams
“You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up these roadblocks.” – Wednesday
“I am not your enemy. I am your mother.” – Morticia Addams
“Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed. It’s a gift to be respected.” – Morticia Addams
“How can it be breaking and entering if everything is already broken?” – Wednesday
“Acts of defiance are what make us Outcasts.” – Principal Barry Dort
“Witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin.” – Wednesday
“Because even though Wednesday is literally the tunnel at the end of my light, I can’t imagine my life without her in it.” – Enid
Episode 3
“I am not appealing to you as my mother, but as a fellow psychic.” – Wednesday
“They’re not answers. They’re short cuts that will lead you down a treacherous path filled with pain.” – Morticia Addams
“Your treacherous path is my walk in the park.” – Wednesday
“You can’t avoid people forever.” – Enid
“I have FOBI. Fear Of Being Included.” – Wednesday
“Every mirror has a dark side.” – Wednesday
Episode 4
“You know exactly how to worm your way into my cold, desiccated heart.” – Grandmama
“Old memories are like old corpses. They never quite seem the same when you dig them up.” – Grandmama
“My family’s non-negotiable.” – Morticia Addams
“You know what they say, music soothes the savage beast.” – Dr. Fairburn
“You seem to attract murderers like most people catch colds.” – Dr. Orloff
“If you can’t bring Icarus to the sun, bring the sun to Icarus.” – Wednesday
“You’re not my mother. You’re my master.” – Tyler
“I’ve always dreamed of looking death in the face. But in my final moments, all I hear is my mother’s words ringing in my ears. Maybe I have made everything worse. Much worse.” – Wednesday
Episode 5
“Congratulations, Miss Addams. Your hubris has yet again made you the architect of your own demise.” – Principal Weems
“And your arrogance has only made you more insufferable.” – Principal Weems
“Your ability is inextricably tied to who you are. You abused it.” – Principal Weems
“My secrets are dead and buried in places no one will ever find them.” – Judi Stonehurst
“Scorched earth is just a warm-up. I aim for total incineration.” – Wednesday
“Pain reminds me that I’m still alive.” – Wednesday
“Your silence is defeaning.” – Enid
“Stay out of my room and my head.” – Wednesday
“I’m not a genie. I don’t grant wishes. If you want your ability back, that starts with an honest self-assessment.” – Principal Weems
“I’m most comfortable with uncomfortable silence.” – Wednesday
“I know your thirst for revenge is unquenchable, but please don’t court this monster.” – Morticia Addams
“I hate Tyler. End of story.” – Wednesday
“Swords are cute. They’re no match for a Hyde.” – Tyler
“If this past haunts us, the present is a graveyard that requires payment for transgressions.” – Wednesday
Episode 6
“Admit it. This is the Wednesday Addams you didn’t know you needed.” – Wednesday
“Like it or not, you are part of that spiritual heritage. But that strength demands emotional clarity.” – Principal Weems
“I’m the only link that matters.” – Wednesday
“Your heart is as soft as your skull.” – Wednesday
“Women like us can’t be burdened by family. We forge our own path, dig our own grave.” – Grandmama
“My shoes are filled with broken glass and razor blades. You’d bleed out after two steps.” – Wednesday
“You’re only alive because of me. My invention has given you 30 years of borrowed time. And now I’ve come to collect.” – Isaac Night
“You know what I love about being Wednesday? Your fearlessness.” – Enid
“The best thing about being Enid is your quiet strength. You think being an Alpha will mean you’ll be alone. I won’t let that happen.” – Wednesday
“An Addams must die. The question is which one?” – Principal Weems
Episode 7
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” – Principal Barry Dort
“I am Morning Song.” – Principal Barry Dort
“Your newfound cynicism is refreshing.” – Wednesday
“It may have been pernicious, but it was enlightening.” – Wednesday
“If you’re not here to help, feel free to dissipate.” – Wednesday
“There are few greater thrills than witnessing the exact moment when a man’s spirit is broken.” – Grandmama
“You may be an Addams, but you’re a Frump at heart. What little heart you have.” – Grandmama
“You are my pack, Wednesday.” – Enid
“If I wolfed out and couldn’t, you know, change back, would you come and find me?” – Enid
“Look at us. One big unhappy family.” – Grandmama
“One Wednesday Addams is more than enough for this world.” – Enid
“If you’re tired of being invisible, stop hiding in other people’s personalities. Be your own psycho, Agnes.” – Enid
Episode 8
“My past grievances are like fine wine. They get better with age.” – Grandmama
“Because sometimes the truth is better left buried.” – Gomez Addams
“Mad scientist, cliche soundtrack. Perfect.” – Wednesday
“I’m done with mothers and masters.” – Tyler
“Harboring secrets can have deadly consequences.” – Morticia Addams
“Every family has dark chapters, Wednesday. Including ours.” – Morticia Addams
“Another year at Nevermore ends in carnage and chaos. Unanswered questions hover like vultures.” – Wednesday
“First I must find Enid. I gave her my word. But who exactly will return by my side? My friend? Or the beast that’s consumed her?” – Wednesday
“As I venture into the unknown, I am determined to exhume every lie and deception, or die trying. Sounds like a perfect vacation to me.” – Wednesday
Genre: Supernatural, Gothic, Mystery, Black comedy
Synopsis: Smart, sarcastic and a little dead inside, Wednesday Addams investigates twisted mysteries while making new friends — and foes — at Nevermore Academy.
Based on: the character Wednesday Addams by Charles Addams
No. of seasons: Season 1 (2022), Season 2 (2025)
No. of episodes: 8 (Season 1), 8 (Season 2)
Creators: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Cast: Jenna Ortega, Gwendoline Christie, Riki Lindhome, Jamie McShane, Hunter Doohan, Percy Hynes White, Emma Myers, Joy Sunday, Georgie Farmer, Naomi J. Ogawa, Christina Ricci, Moosa Mostafa, Steve Buscemi, Isaac Ordonez, Owen Painter, Billie Piper, Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo, Victor Dorobantu, Noah B. Taylor, Evie Templeton, Luis Guzmán, Catherine Zeta-Jones
Country of origin: United States
Network: Netflix
Release date: November 23, 2022 (Season 1), August 6, 2025 (Season 2)
Subtitle / Images: Netflix
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